10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls