10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow