10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier