10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear