10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.