10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders