10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.