10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.