10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."