10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "No river, no fish."
• Welcome to kicker school