10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "No river, no fish."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.