10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob