10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...