10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "No river, no fish."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"