10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986