10 Random Poker Quotes
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- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers