10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker