10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.