10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is for loners.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph