10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is for loners.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare