10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)