10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for loners.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.