10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "No river, no fish."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Fold and live to fold again
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez