10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear