10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.