10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.