10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.