10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe