10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester