10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)