10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth