10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "No river, no fish."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus