10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22