10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.