10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph