10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.