10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"