10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003