10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown