10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."