10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier