10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977