10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "No river, no fish."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker