10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm