10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel