10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.