10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"