10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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