10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim