10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• It's Free To Fold...